Some fun-filled stats from a weekend of batting incompetence rarely seen in the club's 24-year history....
Runs off the bat: 152 at an average of 7.6 runs per wicket
Overs batted: 63.5 out of 85
Overs unused: 21.1 (That's 127 fucking balls, people!!!!!!)
Double figure scores: 6
Scores over 20: 2
Single figure dismissals: 14
Batting Points: Have a guess.......
Incidentally on Saturday there is a limit of nine overs per bowler and eight overs per bowler on Sundays.
Despite what some people seem to think there is no restriction on the number of runs an Offley batsman is permitted to score before he has to thump the self-destruct button.