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Big shout out to Adam Ward on his maiden century for the club on Sunday.

Adam's 145 was not only the fifth highest score in club history, it was also the highest score by an Offley batsman since 2006.

Prior to Sunday Adam had a career average of 13.44 from 97 innings (not to mention a single-figure average for the season) so he was either due or it really was a sign that the apocalypse is at hand and we're all as fucked as the Queen's Park bowlers.

Regardless, the limited edition Adam Ward 145 should soon be available from all leading cricket bat manufacturers.

102 of Ward's 145 came in boundaries (24 4s and a 6) which means he scored more runs in boundaries in one afternoon than 22 Offley batters combined for last weekend (96).

It also means that three of the five highest scores in club history have been recorded by gingers. 





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