OSCC, 180-6, lost to Luton Town & Indians, 240-9, by 60 runs On a day where Shane Jones took a hat trick, two Offley batsmen walked off at the end with unbeaten half-centuries and Jamie Cummins sustained a torn hamstring that is certain to make him a slow-moving favourite among Tenerife's looky-looky men when he arrives on Wednesday (Jamie will be back on Sunday with his hair in cornrows, several Rolexes and a dozen pairs of sunglasses), there really is only one place to start. With Kaiz Ul-Haq's hat. Sporting a fantastic piece of millinery that made him look like a cross between Audery Hepburn and a slightly effete Indiana Jones and is available exclusively from Young Man at Roger's as part of their Junior Arms Dealer Collection , Kaiz brought a touch of international panache to proceedings. Relegation-threatened Offley arrived at Potton to take on table-topping Luton and promptly lost the toss consigning them to an afternoon chasing leather in the sunshine. Had Cum...
OSCC, 128 all out, lost to CKCC (Cheating Kunts Cricket Club), 129-9, by one wicket Kicked a chair over. Kicked a locker in. Kicked two stumps out of the ground after bowling some kunt who didn't walk and let some other kunt give him not out. So that was my day. In fairness the first two incidents were entirely my own fault for edging a short wide one but the third one..... Marc Ward's ten men (Thank you very much ECB for your wanky rules) started the day by waiting around for CCCC to turn up, the game not getting under way until 1.30. Highly ironic that you have these shitcock rules when you knowingly rig the fixture list in the T20 Blast and the Championship First Division. Ward won the toss and elected to bat first, the captain walking out to open the batting with Richie Barker. The Tango & Fanta combination put on 31 for the first wicket before Ward elected not to play a shot to a rapidly dipping full toss and was bowled. Moments later Barker was following him...